why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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