i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
