I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
