Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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