Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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