Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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