Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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