On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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