So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I puked a lego.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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