Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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