Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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