Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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