and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize