letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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