Plan B is the new Plan A
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
