I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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