I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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