Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just pee around me
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
