turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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