Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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