I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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