I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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