Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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