Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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