Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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