...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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