She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
either way he was missing a nipple.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She made me pour olive oil on her.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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