did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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