We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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