i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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