I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hotel room ftw
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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