He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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