Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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