how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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