Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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