I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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