i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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