I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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