i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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