I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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