windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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