i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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