im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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