my soul wont recognize me after tonight
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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