I bet he comes in French.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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