dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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