I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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