Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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