idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
