Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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