Duck Duck Cougar?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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