Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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