Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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